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Dear Buzzy,
Do they still hang horse thieves because my brother got pinched stealing a truckload of dog food?

Benton Chubb

Dear Ben,
I don't think they hang ‘em still but I do believe they put ‘em out to stud with a few stallions, so good luck.

Buzzy

Sirs-
After much consideration I have come to the conclusion that it is grossly unfair to judge a man’s life based on a single incident. Take Jesus for example. If one only looked at the occurrence where he ran amok in the temple among the money changers one would come away with a much different picture of Our Lord than the one we know today. Similarly, just because a couple of people got cut up in L.A doesn't take away from the fact that I was one hell of a football player and a pretty decent actor as well.

O.J. Simpson

Juice-
Just the fact that your not making movies anymore makes you a hero in my book, but dude, please quit screwin’ around. I don’t want to see anymore Marcia Clark interviews - it's so 90's.By the way, I still have your autographed set of kitchen cutlery.

Buzzy

Dear Buzz-
I accidentally flushed a month’s supply of Prozac down the toilet and I’m very concerned about the giant alligators and other lost pets that reside in the sewer system.

Prewt Chambers

Dear Prewt,
Flush a few gallons of Mickey’s Malt down there and let them have a party on you.

Buzzy

Dear Buzz-
Is it still ok to call it "Injun Summer" or do I have to use the term Native American?

Lars Stebbins

Dear Lars-
No matter what you call it your bound to piss someone off. How about "It's really nice outside - let's go get some beer and take a bike ride summer"

Buzzy

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